
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Chaai , Chaai

Some days ago, I went to Kharagpur, and had written a whole blog on it. I was amazed at the 2:00 AM tea vendors, in full steam, earning their 1 rs from one cup of tea. Trying to find at least 5 customer per train. For them the run , the marathon is on all the 24 hours, since all night trains run all the hours.
Last three days I have been going to Purbachal , ( right behind the stadium if you are coming from Karunamoyee, or if you were to take the road that takes a left at the Hyatt Regency ( if you are coming from Ultadanga) , on the By Pass. Purbachal is where the apartment culture of Salt Lake starts. It is one of the famous ones other than the central government staff quarters and Laboni.
Well, if you are coming from the EM BY Pass you will at first see some make shift slums ,strategically placed so that the foreigners with their Nikon and Canon SLRs dont have to hunt far for a picture of the abject poverty of Indians . The walk out of the Hyatt, check for cars on the left and right and then cross the road, click pics to take way back home as a souvenir of what they saw in India.
One of my friends in US had asked me , ( she was a pen pal, in times before mobile and Email ) "Do I go to school on an elephant?"
I really really did not want to break her heart. I also heard from a friend in Los Angeles that her father always taught her that if she were to grow up and understand how lucky she is and that she should stop whining, she should visit Asia, or atleast India. I believe China now poised to become the second largest economy officially this year, the west rather set their vision of these countries correctly.
Still , coming back to the point, if you were to take the road that divides the FD and FB blocks, ( the big road with by lanes on both sides and buildings making the road look like a valley amongst the giant walls of human settlement)
This road is wide, and does not see much traffic. The cold there was unforgiving and the bite early morning around 6 , still claws inside me.
End of the road , if you were to turn right you will hit Purbachal cluster 1 and 2 and between the cluster 2 and 3 , near to the Martin Burn gate to the Salt Lake stadium you will see this chaai stall
Early morning, draped in shawl, the woman there was cutting the onion and green chillies for some Aloo sabji , The dough was not yet done.
The old man in the picture, asked us, what we want, gave the 2 teas and went back to his seat .
Laid back , complete laid back.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
A blog dedicated to my favorite Anatomical miracle
A
Adam’s own – Ace – Alcove – Axe wound – Men’s Aphrodisiac – Anemone of love
B
Blossom full of nectar – Blossom – Bunny – Burning Bush – Baby basket – Baby carriage – Baby hole – Baby maker – Belly entrance – Bearded lady – Beauty spot – Beaver – Bit of jam – Big bud – Black hole – Bower of bliss – Bucket Of Brains – Butterfly – Bucket Of Eels – Bush – Bushy park – Bird – Bird’s nest
C
Cum craver – Cock squeezer – Candy – Cake – Cape of Good Hope – Cave of Harmony – Cave Of Wonders – Cavern – Camel Toe – Center of attraction – Central furrow – Certificate of birth – Chimney – Chocha – Cleft of flesh – Clitty – Cock Alley – Cock Hall – Cock holder – Cock sock – Cock Lane – Cockshy – Coochie – Cookie – Corner – Covered way – Crack of heaven – Crave cave – Cream jug – Crotch – Cunny – Cunt – Cupid’s Alley – Clump
D
Door of life – Down there – Dick driver – Danger zone – Dick sleeve – Daisy – Deli Meat – Divine scar – Door of life – Downstairs – Downtown – Dripping delta
E
Eve’s custom house – Eye that weeps most when best pleased
F
Fanny – Fortress Of Solitude – Female crucible – Flesh Canoe – Fie-for-shame – Fish – Flapdoodle – Fleshy part – Flower -Flower heart – Flower of chivalry – Fool trap – Fountain of life – Fountain of love – Front door – Front Bottom – Front garden – Front office – Front piece – Front window – Fruit cup – Fruitful vine – Fuck hole – Fur pie – Fuzzy wuzzy
G
Goodies – Garden of Eden – Gasp and grunt – Gate of life – Gates of Heaven – Gateway – Generating place – Gentlemen’s pleasure garden – Glory hole – Go down to the finish line – Gold mine – Golden donut – Golden doorway – Golden valley – Grand Canyon
H
Head catcher – Hamper of goodies – Hole of holes – Holiest of Holies – Hide-A-Way – Hotness – Hair pie – Hairy oracle – Hairy ring – Hairy heaven – Happy Valley – Harbor of Hope – Heart of the peony – Heavenly part – Hey nonny nonny and a hot cha-cha – Hole of content – Holy of Holies – Home sweet home – Honey pot – Hot Pocket – House of security – Hee haw – Hooha
I
Inner heart – Inner stream – Inner terrace – Ivory gate
J
Jaws of Hell – Jewel of the Empire – Jeweled enclosure – Jiggumbob – Joy hole – Joy trail – Juice Box
K
Kitty – Keyhole – Keystone of love – Kitchen – Knick-knack
L
Ladder – Lady Flower – Lady Star – Little girl – Little Front Butt – Lapland – Leather – Little sister – Locker – Lotus – Lotus flower – Lotus of her wisdom – Love box – Love canal – Love chamber – Love jungle – Love Lane – Love’s channel – Love’s harbor – Love’s paradise – Love’s pavilion – Lower lips – Lowlands – Lunch Box
M
Mantrap – Main Street – Minge – Manhole – Multi-Purpose Hall – Middle eye – Milk jug – Mine of pleasure – Miraculous cairn – Miss Laycock – Modesty – Money box – Mons pubis – Mother of all saints – Mother of all souls – Mound – Mouse trap – Mrs. Winkles – Mouth that can not bite – Muff – Mysterious cavern – Mysterious valley
N
Nature’s oven – Nice slice – Name it not – No-No Zone – Nature’s tufted treasure – Netherlands – Nick-in-the-notch – Notorious V.A.G. – Notch
P
Panty Hamster – Pandora’s box – Paradise – Peculiar river – Pee-hole – Pink – Pink Parts – Pink Sink – Pipe – Pipe cleaner – Pit hole – Playground – Plaything – Pleasure boat – Pleasure center – Pleasure center of heaven – Pleasure field of heaven – Pleasure garden – Pleasure house – Pleasure palace – Penalty box – Pole hole – Portal of Venus – Precious gateway – Pretty – Prick scourer – Prick-pocket – Penis parking – Privy hole – Purse – Puss – Pussy
Q
Queen of holes – Quimmy – Quin
R
Road – Road to heaven – Rooster – Rose – Rosebud – Rest and be thankful
S
Soft spot – Strawberry – Shame cave – Snatch – Seat of pleasure – Seat of wisdom – Secret cavern – Sensitive cave – Sensitive cavern – Sexual cavern – Shady spring – Shake bag – She – Shell – Skin coat – Scut – Silk funnel – Slice of life – Slit – Snatch box – Solution of continuity – South Pole – Spender – Split Peach – Spermsucker – Spice of life – Sportsman’s hole – Strings of the lyre – Suck and swallow – Slip And Slide – Sugar basin – Sugar donut – Sweet scented hole – Lady’s Secret – Sacred “V”
T
Touchpad – Temple of Venus – The great divide – The VIP Lounge – The channel – The hot oven – The never out trap – The saddle – The treasury – Thicket – Tongue depressor – Tootsie wootsie – Toolbox – Toyshop – Treasure house – Twat – The Sperm Bank – The Death of Adam
U
Under the hill – Undertaker – Upright grin – Upright wink
V
Va-jay-jay – V-jay – Vag – Vidgie – Valley of Decision – Venus mound – Venus’s honeypot – Vertical smile – Vicious circle – Virgin knot
W
Warmer – Who Who – Womens weapon – Water box – Wet Pie – Wayside fountain – Wazoo – Whispy Mound – Womanhood -Workshop
Y
Yoni – You know what – Yum-yum