Galtee sey mishtake ho gaya - series 2

Sharma jee is late again. He is usually prompt on days where there is a senior guy coming. Todays rally it seems is to show agitation against the new railbridge being built after removing the slum area in the bottom .

 

Well, it must be those junk fellows who threw a plastic bag full of cow dung on one of the passing trains once. That had led to the people inside the train start a fight and one I think died out of it.  Today Saala I have to support them. These guys are just there for votes .  They come to this world for no particular use. 

 

Stupid railbridge man, they say that the britishers had to fight the poor villagers to get their train lines set. Some said that the mechanical monsters. Fools, these buggers.

 

No need for them, they simply come to this world, suffer, suffer and die badly. It must be these slums what they tell you to be afraid of. The hell  . Do they even have any social life out there. My village Dhanyashram was good man, Good old days,

I would have never had this diabetes had I been in that village forever.

These quarters here don’t have proper light.

 

“Hey Sharma Jee, aaj late nahi hai kya?”

 

Sharma Jee – “ Jee, aaj thora late jaaney mey hi faaida hai”

You will not have to do the hard part, Show your face and then join the others to the party office. Today they have the inauguration of the new freezer in the party office. It seems the local soft drink  mob head has gifted one to the party office.

 

 

“Hmm, that is why they call it the party office , all they think of is party , party and party”

 

Sharma Jee – “Hmmm”

 

“And what about the cars, do we have the AC car, It seems my car is down , I will not take mine”

 

Sharma Jee – “Don’t worry Sir, everything is taken care of , we have the AC ready “ “But today the weather is nice, beats yesterday “

 

“Ya man, don’t remind me of  yesterday”, ‘those rascal police did not keep the road clear for my arrival, I was looking like Daba bhais donkey “

 

Sharma Jee – “No Sir, it was because the CMs car was going the other way , they had to serve that first”

 

“#$@#$@#”

 

Galtee Sey Mishtake Ho Gaya

There it goes again. I had just switched on the channel and there it is. The current political situation in India . All everybody knows is to blame we ministers.

 

Back in the days of the raj , ( they say ) it was better, people followed us wherever we went, there used to  be preparations everywhere. Look at the crowd today , I have to pay for the chicken tandoori and the biryani to get them to my pada yatras.

What the hell? It must be better in the western countries. It is even better for Rahul Gandhi.

 

Some people became famous writing about us and making mockery of the political system.  The other day one of the secretaries was showing me the cartoon of the political leaders in black hoods, that is what is left of the system.

 

You cannot believe the public any more. They are out there to throw mud at you all the time. Man , are we the only ones corrupt in this country.

“Chalo Choro yaar”,  I have to leave.  Today the toilet went well.  Let me finish my bath,

 

 

“Laxmi , get my clothes ready na!!” , I have to attend some rally today.

 

--- After some time ,

To Laxmi,

“Laxmi , today the food is tasty, those buggers will put up a party every day and invite me and ask me to eat somethingnn atleast . All those new hotel management guys, all they know is to design the table “Design the table “ Design the  table” Why don’t you cook the food well, people will eat it anyway, “

 

To Laxmi

“They will learn new ways to cut the coocaambar and poot it on the table  and think job done”.

 

Had I got the health ministry, may be I could have taught them a lesson or two”. This portfolio less life is like the beggar in Chitta Ranjan park. He knows the rich are staying here but they only stop by once a year if they have time from their work abroad.

 

God knows whether they will have a AC car today . They book all the best cars in town for those cabinet guys . Why did I have to  go independent?

 

Hmm, the food is really good. Well, let me take some more chapattis .

 

 

Galtee sey mishtake ho gaya

Do you remember Robert from Andaz Apna Apna ( one of the movies where Salman and Amir are together)

 

Galti sey mishtake, is something you will find every minister , every goddamn politician doing in India. I have been writing about so many things for so long. I never thought about writing something which is close to heart. Sarcasm, yes Sarcasm. I want to write now.

I will be starting a chain of blogs, which might be a bit oriented for the Indian audiences but corruption , poverty and adultery is something we adults in India will have to suffer till our adult hood steps into the mortuary.

 

I think I will use cartoons too for it. Do you know of any software using which I would be able draw cartoons better and something that will allow me to pen strokes. Currently I am having some where I am scanning the pics for my use.

Hopefully that will serve the purpose.