Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Some more sites today for the Amezcua Bio Disc

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Jokes

Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon theek karti
hain?
Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!



*  Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri
sharan me aaye.
Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan
me aaye.



*  Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several
women happy!



*  Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela
beta dudh p k doctor banega.
Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.




*  How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to
the keyhole instead of his eye!



*  Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka
helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !



*  Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.



*  Height of Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano
Car.......preferabl y with Gas Kit!!!


*  Grammar Teacher: Rahul sharaab Nahin Peeta Hai. Is sentence mein
Rahul kya hai?
Pappu: Madam! Rahul chutiya hai...




*  What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to
win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?



*  Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga, ghar aaya
te kisi hor de nal suti si.
Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde!



*  10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a
logical statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to driving without
drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke



*  Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...




*  There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job,
Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right.


*  Young Malkin & Pappu Naukar were kidnapped & raped by robbers.
Malik to Naukar: Shakal Dekhi thi un logon ki?
Pappu Naukar: Bibi ji se pucho mujhe to ulta litaya hua tha!



*  Chandni raat thi, nadi ka kinara tha, asmaan me taro ka nazara tha,
Bihari premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Biharan premika se kaha: Ae Susma,
Bidi Piyegi ?



*  A cute Nurse came 4 the interview..
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000




*  When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears
flows from your eyes always say these words... Eh Ganpat, chal daru
la...



*  Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, ye sasure America wale roj
Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.




*  Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team: Whisper
Ultra.
BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD!



*  In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas
a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36



*  Ladke wale ladki ka haath kab mangte hai????????? ??

  JAB LADKE KA HAATH THAK JATA HAI......... ......




*  Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi patthar se na
maare mere deewana ko twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.



*  Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!



*  An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne
inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.



*  Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich
and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life
we do naked.



*  Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di



*  Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi
Hon, Sabko MUMBAI bhej do



*  Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?



*  Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka
to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6"
ka hi hota hai.




*  In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.



*  Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and
touch her anywhere she likes?
A: Lifebuoy.



*  A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around
ur knee..?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

 

 

Thursday, April 9, 2009

New videos added for Bio Disc

Got an excellent page to see all you wanted to know about bio disc

http://myquestnet.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/biodisc-health-water/

 

 

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Getting the bio disc

The problem with this one is that , once you buy this it takes some time to come to your hands due to the courier service that gets it to you , thus bypassing the distributor, dealer and the retailer chain, where each and every one of them make money from the same.

 

Now the main problem that most of the IRs will be getting is that the  product will start making money only when you have to give the customer a chance to use it. Or else he has to rely on your word and take it which in the real world does not happen that often

 

So you need to get it asap. There are many who lose the trust in the process too. And thus we all get into this decision and in decision loop back. I saw this site where some of the questions were answered

 

http://www.marketingprofs.com/ea/qst_question.asp?qstID=19303

 

 

Friday, April 3, 2009

It is just starting : The Bio Disc wave

Soon there will be a surge in its demand

 

Petrol pump owners will be using it to get their customers back. Since people are finding n number of ways to increasing fuel efficiency.

 

Personal testimonials are there in numbers. There is a google group that has started called the Amezcua and the Bio Disc. Also there is a orkut group too.

http://groups.google.com/group/amezcua?lnk=srg

 

Also there is a surge in the number of you tube videos that are getting uploaded. The information is all new. My personal experience is that the fact I have reduced the number of sleep hours by almost 4 and have been working hard . Always in time and also regained the supreme memory that I was proud of.

 

It sounds more like that Feg Shua crytal bangle ad from Mad Angles,( courtesy Bingo )

The problem is that the source of information on the disc is scarce but doctors in Kerala are already advicing every one on it already.

 

I don’t know how far the wave will go since it is time tested to about 15 years , it definitely does have a good effect on women. Some of the you tube links are as follows

You will get a large number of other videos in there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNMQ4oYe7bQ